Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Woodpeckers May Have to Go.....

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.


PAT said...

Good advice, indeed!

How did the Muck Wars, go? Sounds like fun!

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Beaufort Belle said...

Muck Wars was MESSY but they seemed to have a good time. DSD was even thrown in the church's pond!


Karen said...

I love this, I had to add it to my blog. hee Hee.