Wednesday, August 01, 2007

How the drought is affecting churches in NC

(this is a joke so please don't be offended)
It is So Dry in North Carolina that:
the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are giving out wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!!

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