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And my 50+ mother sent me these:
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If he's handy with tools, he can finish the basement. When he's done he'll have a place to live.
Q How can a woman increase the heart rate of a 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: When you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.
'REMEMBER: 'IF YOU DIE BROKE ...YOU TIMED IT JUST RIGHT!
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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
People who don't cherish their elderly
have forgotten whence they came
and whither they go.
~Ramsey Clark
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