Thursday, May 22, 2008

She always knows just the right thing to say...


FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5: 'They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.'

NUMBER 4 : 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.'

NUMBER 3 : 'Whew!? Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!'

NUMBER 2: 'Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen

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Quote of the Day:
You are educated. Your certification is in your degree.
You may think of it as the ticket to the good life.
Let me ask you to think of an alternative.
Think of it as your ticket to change the world.
~Tom Brokaw


5 comments:

luvmy4sons said...

Love them! Going to send it to hubby! Where do you find these things! Have a great holiday weekend!

Here, There, Elsewhere... and more said...

Hi,
love your blog,
love the post -
please may I post it on my blog with a link to yours ?
Thanks in advance (I'll wait for you to respond before going ahead...)...
Have a great w/end :)

Beaufort Belle said...

Luv...

Many of them are things people send me. Feel free to use anything you find on my blog, just please link back to mine or state that you found it here. Thanks for being such a loyal reader and commenter, I truly appreciate you!

Love, Belle


Here,There,....
Welcome to my blog! I have much fun doing it and getting new readers is such a reward! I headed over to your blog and wow, what a fascinating little blog you have!! I am glad I took French! That is french isn't it??? Yes you may post it on your blog, and thanks for asking as well as thanks in advance for linking back to my blog!!

Have a blessed day!
Belle

benita said...

You just gotta love Maxine! My blog 'Saying the Right Thing' provides advice and opinion on what to say in situations where you can’t find the words.

Maxine's advice will add some comic relief. Can I post it on my blog and link back to you?

Beaufort Belle said...

Benita,

Feel free and thanks for asking!
Checked out your blog...some very thought provoking statements there and lots of laughter as well.

As for your name, my mother spells her name Lynda but most people just assume Linda...even her closest friends will write her with Linda. It frustrates me so I am sure it frustrates her, so I feel your pain.

Have a blessed day,
Belle